I sort of slapped this together in like 2 minutes
This was a satirical joke that refrenced the fact that lunar eclipses would look like this on a flat earth, ignoring the fact that the earth would be between the moon and the sun.
I didnt believe you thought I was wrong, and it doesn't really matter to me whether im right, because I didnt do any research. The theory only came to be because it made sense in my head!
Have you heard about "Rocket Man"? He was an ambitious flat earther, who had invested lots of money, time, blood, sweat, and tears into designing a rocket that would be powerful enough to make it just to the edge of space to see the shape of the earth for himself. This is ironic in 3 ways, because he had suffered injuries on his last launch, which led to his death. His rocket went about 1875 feet, which isnt even high enough to need a pressurized vessel. In fact, the highest a weather balloon can go is about 24 miles, which, at the scale of a classroom globe, is about as high as the thickness of a penny. Not quite near enough to space even then.
also, I know for sure the earth is round, because I have seen the ISS with my own eyes, travelling across the sky.