Okay, so the previous racing toilet was a bit hard to control, especially in off-road scenarios...
And even then, it had a single speed and wasn't very fast.
So, I have been hard at work improving the racing toilet and now it can reach over 200 MPH!
Do NOT press the gas when the toilet is over 120 mph though -- it will explode the engine in any gear!
This new porcelain throne has a 5-speed manual gearbox, a turbocharger, and a powerful flush, capable of boosting the car to 220 MPH.
As well, due to improvements in plumbing and larger tanks, the cooldown between flushing is shorter -- letting you go faster, faster!
We have upgraded the puny inline 3 to a much larger turbocharged inline 4, capable of far more power for the ultimate toilet races.
And finally, with an all-new offroad capable chassis, this toilet can go where no toilet has gone before.
Controls:
F - Flush Toilet (acts as a boost)
A - Reverse
D - Gas (do not use above 120 MPH/when the speedo is in the red!)
S - Brake
1-5 - Select Gear
2017 - 2025 Little Toilet Science (April Fools!)
I know this scene is a bit late, but meh!
I hope these 5 april fools scenes made up for me forgetting to make one last year
