Algodoo

I am using phone for one more day if I can’t do it pls make me excused because I am suppose to get my computer tommow

Friend: Why An Idiot Pooped Onto The Grass? Because She Looked That Is A Toilet
Me: Used Mosquito Repellent That Yesterday Gived You? Ask The Blonde Woman Your Neighbor Unfortunately Not Entire Enchanted The Daggers And By The Night I Died All The Wilderness

why did i throw butter out the window?
cause i wanted to see a Butter-fly

Kid:Dad im HUNGRY
Dad:Hi HUNGRY im Dad :v
Hungry:Why you named me this way

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it

Ignore the first comment igot it today!!!
But i forgot the password to my old account so from now on i am using this

anyways my reply is
Farting in an elevator is wrong in so many levels.

There's no I in science if you take the I out
Yeah, that makes scence

What doesn't make scence is 21th

Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Tick Tock.
Tick Tock Who?
Tock these ticks off of me!

Con: Well I missed something...

Con: I will have my revenge!

Why do trees go to jail?
Treason!
Get it? (Tree)-son

What do you get when you cross lava and a sea?
ICEburn

Hey,You Know The Character What I Playing Now.
Random Guy:Sry,I'm Blind. I Can't See It.
Well..Okay. Then Past Tense.
Random Guy:What???
Oh,And Who isn't Blind Can Know Faster. I'll Say It.
...Wait. Before You See This Comment,You "SAW" What Am i Playing.

Get It? Self-Joke Isn't Bad For Me.