Algodoo

WELP I WON

Mad hatter poked me and he got sent into the air to the right, and mine just kinda fell over to take a rest. XD

gg M8
I lost

They ask you how you are, and you just have to say you’re fine when you’re not really fine, but you just can’t get into it, because they would never understand....

Mad Hatter has a much lower success rate than DbP, due to Mad Hatter's only method of attack being its rectangular box, and DbP having one extremely bouncy side, but there are ways for it to win.

If Mad Hatter can dodge DbP for long enough, it will eventually collide with the moving bars or the gears, knocking itself out. Alternatively, if Mad Hatter can get behind DbP and knock it over, its bouncy fingers will do the rest.

Also, if the goal is to die last, and not to get knocked out last, even if Mad Hatter gets knocked out, if he goes high enough and not too far to one side, he can try to wait it out and hope DbP flies to his its death before MH itself.

For me its a standoff. DbP after about 1 hit falls over and stays there and MadHatter
gets hit and either A. gets stuck on the gear or just stays in one place