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Author: s_noonan

Group: Technical

Filesize: 84.1 kB

Date added: 2015-11-15

Rating: 6.1

Downloads: 2180

Views: 330

Comments: 5

Ratings: 3

Times favored: 0

Made with: Algodoo v2.1.0


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Works like a real swing. Difficult to get started, but works OK once you get started. Kids, no need to go outside and use a real swing, just stay inside and play on this one. Also, if you do decide to ride a real swing, be sure to wear your swing helmet. There is a chance you can get killed (somebody might have died falling off a swing once). Parents can rest easy knowing their kid is wearing an approved swing helmet. Order before midnight and we will give you a second helmet for free.
Last edited at 2016/07/02 20:17:37 by s_noonan
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Hello, I'm a concerned parent. I've noticed that the seat of your swing is made of wood. I refuse to let my son Zayden play on that swing in fear of him getting a splinter on his tushie. Many other parents have also complained that their children's hands have gotten slightly sore due to the unprotected rope.

We have started a petition to tear down your swing in favor of a public WiFi hotspot.

Thank you.
Last edited at 2015/11/15 16:31:13 by RiBi
I agree with RIBI. In addition, the government recommends that all children wear a "Life Helmet" whenever they go outside of any building or other sturdy structure. Their Life Helmet will protect them from meteors and any space junk that may fall to earth. The Democratic Party recently drafted a 35 thousand page report on the benefits of wearing a Life Helmet when playing or travelling outdoors. I always get a warm-fuzzy feeling each time the government drafts a new law that was designed to protect its citizens. They care so much about us. :)
Last edited at 2015/11/15 18:17:38 by Xray
Nicely done scene! The swing is a little tricky to get going, but once you figure out the correct "rhythm", it swings like a real-life swing. :tup: (This is pretty much what you said in your scene description)
Last edited at 2015/11/15 18:13:12 by Xray

We are also very concerned about your child. Please return the evidence, oops I mean the swing in question, to our manufacturing facility. We will do a full investigation (which may take years or at least until you forget about the swing or die) by our own team of experts. We will give you a full cash refund, a new swing, your old swing, or nothing, at our discretion, depending on the outcome of the investigation. We pay our investigators to be fair and unbiased.


Originally the public was asking for free health care for children under military age. The "Life Helmet" (LH) lobby "convinced" our lawmakers that a LH would be equivalent to free health care. Now every kid needs to have a LH and each LH needs to be insured. The parents of any child that does not have a LH will be fined. If your child can not afford a LH or the LH insurance, one will be provided. If you are working, the LH costs will automatically be deducted from your salary. If you are not working, then you will be billed anyway and an interest rate will be applied in case you can't pay right away. This may appear to be windfall profits for the LH corporations and the associated insurance companies, but I'm sure it's all about keeping children safe. This is a "win-win" for everybody as the other option was to lower the military age to age 5.
;) thank you, noonan!:tup: :tup: