Answer: Eat the diet. Screw health! I just want that dough..
Con: I'm just gonna put in a million confessionals in one.
Let's see.. oh wait.. I still have to film my marker documentary! Oh man, i gotta go, I gotta go!
Newer Answer because I didn't read the prompt as closely:
(if you change the typo revert back to the new answer beforethis one)
I stick a bottle of Diet (Coke) to my waist.
Newerer Answer because I want to compact it:
(Also, if you change the typo, revert back to the new answer)
Stick a Diet Coke to my waist, and chow down!
con: ouch this ice is starting to senk ento my teth
i think i tashte some bbot spith ew
auslo im preffy haffy wefh my preforfance
but seriously i thenk we should start a anti-bbot gruop
con updet: ai would liek to pey e threbuet tousph euh euf teh follen murkers (end obveiuosly robeh rotun) ahemph
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manph iec tastss beud augh esphesuousleh weth bbot spith
also do you think my comics are canon