Algodoo

WARNING: Long and (in my opinion) silly/funny/rediculous (fake) advertisement.

I was making a bungie cord one night, when I had nothing better to do. Then, suddenly, the bungie cord snapped! So I made a springy piston cushion to cushion the bungie jumper's fall (he was just a block, but he's still worth saving gosh darnit). Then the left side of the cylinder holding the piston broke off! So I made a ball pit of really light balls, and that cushioned his fall just fine, but I believe he broke his leg or fractured it or something. So I thought "Geez buddy, you are freaking accident prone.", so I made this:

The Cushion-omatic 80,000!!!

It cushions, it coddles, it slows you down slowly, it's the Cushionomatic!

Made of high strength algoblockonium, and made with ultra high density woahslowdownium springs, it'll never break and cushion your fall from up to 10 stories!!!

All you have to do is situate your selected cushioninating item, place it inside the meganectorapilium coated octohabeelios shell, and inside the ectomioplasmicnutonianinium cushions, and BAM you're ready to cushion anything your heart desires!

Order today and get a free back scrather, made of high grade lead, and it even comes with a spray on mercury back scratcher polisher!

Only eighteen payments of $9.99 [size=50]plus $5,000 shipping and handling[/size], and you can have your own Cushion-omatic 80,000 with a free back scratcher and back scratcher polish in 20 to 30 weeks!

ORDER NOW!!!



But in all seriousness, you get a pretty good block cushioner, and it can roll at medium speeds without the centrifugal force throwing the block around too much.

So please orde-I mean download now. Costs $0.00 to download, that was all just a joke. Oh, and don't forget to rate and comment! (You know, if you feel like it. Do whatever you want man, it's the internet)