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 Author: Little Group: Default Filesize: 107.41 kB Date added: 2025-03-30 Rating: 5 Downloads: 1491 Views: 197 Comments: 0 Ratings: 1 Times favored: 0 Made with: Algodoo v2.2.3 Tags: april fools, joke, truck, weird, terrible
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Oh my, cars from the 1800s are quivering in fear of this absolute monster!
With 3 speeds and a unique 3-speed gearbox that can be ran in reverse with the same 3 gears, and a screaming top speed of 40 mph, what's not to love about this beast?
Be the first to arrive to the party with a 0-30 MPH of a stunningly low 20 seconds. This massive diesel I4 is sure to impress anyone you overtake.
And finally, we have the unique 3-speed gearbox. Instead of a reverse gear, there's another linkage to the differential that allows the transmission to run in reverse with the same gears -- some may call this "lazy", but you can call it "Mater Mode"!
The engine also doesn't have a rev limiter, partly because we were too laz-i mean ambitious to add it, but also because the engine is too bad- i mean the engine naturally slows down before dangerous RPMs!*
The revolutionary steering wheel also significantly lowers production costs. Instead of crafting an entire wheel from scratch, we decided to use a red brick with holes already cut in it! With a little duct tape and hot glue, it fit on the steering system just fine!
As well, this truck incorporates our patented rear mirrors attached to the back bumper so the drivers behind you can see just how slow they're going! They have 0 chance of catching up to you!**
Overall, this truck is a breakthrough in race technology and I expect all formula 1 cars to be replaced with it within the next 3 or so years. Truly an incredible machine of raw performance and speed.
*Warranty void if overrevved or money shifted
**Warranty void if someone catches up to you
Controls:
W - Toggle lifted suspension (great for hill climbing)
A - Mater Mode / Reverse
S - Gentle brakes
D - Gas
1 - 1st Gear
2 - 2rd Gear
3 - 3nd Gear
APRIL FOOLS! >:D
2017 - 2025 Little (April Fools! >:D)
(this scene is a joke lol) |