Algodoo

Challenge 1: 7
Challenge 2: Grandfather: I Killed Nazis at your age kid, what have you accomplished?
Grandson: I beat Minecraft 20 times and have 2,000 ROBUX.
Grandfather: I’m sorry sir, I had no idea.

Oh! I forgot something! The score your team has to reach is 300.
But, it's not that hard since you can get a total of 100 every challenge.

4
why did Santa join the band?
he wanted to improve his (w)rapping skils!

i pick number 10

8
Anton,do you think I'm a bad mother?
My name is Paul

When my daughter, Brooxie, was 5 years old, she’d stay with my husband’s parents while we were at work. One day Brooxie was helping Papaw gather eggs.

While putting the eggs into the basket she was carrying, she asked, “Papaw, where do these eggs come from?” Papaw then explained in detail the delicate process of making an egg.
Brooxie put her hands on her hips and exclaimed, “Papaw, I don’t eat anything that comes out of a chicken!” And for many years, she didn’t.

Number: 9
Joke:
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course! A house doesn't jump!

Number: 7

Joke:
A Guest calls a waiter and complains: "How come there are no chair at our table?!"

The Waiter Shruggs Saying: "You only booked one table..."

Number: 2*

number: 5

Joke:

A Guest the hexagon a waiter and infinity How come fastest too darkest

Number:13
Joke: nah whatever just get out of my fish self ]:[ I’m like why everyone don’t like my number srsly color will love all because I’m nice grump

1:14
2:Since my chararter is very dark,I will do Dark Humor(This is not the joke)

12:Apple at day...
You will die anyway!!

Also note that I answered your questions on ACT:Tutorial 1

Ops...I didn't read that dark humor isn't funny...
But I can't think of another joke and,after all,My joke isn't that dark...maybe I will cahnge the response

1. 7
2. There are many things that have a value. Infinity doesn't have one. Me neither.

1. 3
2. When I looked up how to stare at a wall... I found pictures of walls.. Crazy right?

1. 1
2. Teacher:Hello, and welcome to standing-up school!
*Somebody falls down*
Teacher:And you failed.

Number: 6

Joke: Man 1: "I wasn't that drunk yesterday."
Man 2: "You took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying."

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