Tomski Paranormal Investigators have invested 936 gold pieces in the pursuit of an ancient artefact! an artefact so deadly, so powerful that none of those who discover its dark powers live to tell the tale...THE CURSED CANNONBALL OF UNGRABUNGRADUNGRA!!!
This object can trigger the most devastating and unfortunate chain of events leading to the untimely death of its victim!
Captain Jack Sparrow (our finest relic hunter who is immune from most curses) now has possession of the cannonball but before we consider purchase we require a demonstration of its authenticity.
Jack must attempt to kill FOUR of he's least favourite celebrities with ONE shot! legend says the genuine cannonball will always return to its owner!
The four celebs jack has chosesn are : Kanye West, Jeanne Claude Van Damme, David Hasslehoff and Justin Bieber! All guilty as charged of vanity!
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Features:
16th Century smoke ring blowing cannon!
Amazing pirate galleon
Mechanical Kanye West pushing a wheelbarrow!
High flying helium balloon daredevil Van Dam!
Destroyable cement mixer truck!
Mechanical swimming David Hasslehoff (front crawl)
Destroyable suspension bridge!
mechanical sperm whale!!
And special guest star....A SPONGIFIED PAMELA ANDERSON! (just for Mister Xray) lol
This is also a cry for help! an appeal! to all the marble racers out there! if youre so obsessed with watching balls go from A to B thats fine, but make it exciting! dramatic! orignal! and most of all interesting! fire up your imagination and be more theatrical dudes!!!
LET THE CURSED CANNONBALL RUN COMMENCE....